Dada wa Tsurai vol. 5 (dollmaking)

Dada wa Tsurai! Vol. 5 pg. 47-49

The Indiscriminate Dismantling Defacement of a Female High School Student Figurine Installment:
Compilation of the Gate to Human

*here Dada finds a garage kit of a high school girl in a skimpy bathing suit in the trash and decides to remodel it into...madame tarantula, maybe. The plaque at the bottom still says "Fukada, age 15" though, and there's this monster-ish looking naked lady holding a knife >_< It is priceless*

This summer has made something very clear, though I had been thinking it was possible until now…that's right; I hate summer! Why's it have to be so hot! I've been clinging to the basement wall just like this for a while, but it's still hot and I can't do anything about it! So I'm always active late at night. Ah, night! The night is my universe (I've never even met one of those crossing gaurd things), and on top of that I've had all sorts of wonderous encounters: a stray cat, a thug, a crazy lady…bah! It's not like I'm going to turn everyone to stone! But why do they all run when they see me? I'm not a ghost! Wooooooohhhh~~~~~!

The duties of the night….
taking out the trash is painful too.

"What's this? Someone's thrown out a garage kit!"
And I took it home.
But…BANG!

Eh heh heh…what the heck is this?
It had the real photo too!
*ummm….I started wearing a thong swimsuit my first year at high school…*

When he saw what it was, your beloved Dada immediately thought of going to sell it at a second hand pawn shop.
But when he imagined himself selling it looking like he is… selling was impossible.
And after he worried over it…

A lightbulb went off somewhere!
And with that, the production began…
I remodeled it….
And this… (Fukada, age 15 - you can't show this to daddy - )
Will become this! (Completed model)

Hmm, as I though. What genius! I am magnificent.
Ah! I slipped up. Can I really complete it as planned?
It is Done.

Materials:
A doll from the garbage can
Chandelabra
Paper mache
Japanese paper
lead, wire, key, chain, screws fork and knife
Kamen Rider's Koumori wings, one set
Fishnet
Urethane resin
Rikka-chan tights
Garbage you found under a nearby tree
Nailart seal
A brain

That's all it takes, that and willpower.

I'm going to give out replicas of today's doll arms and head as presents.
For more thorough details please see page 112.

Uh~and I'll be performing at the 11.14 Shibuya On Air West "Tokyo Chikashitsu."
You want to know what I'll do there?
Sing? Laugh? Cry? Or just continue with my miserable life? (By Pi-ta-)
It's a secret.

There is no question about Dada's skill with garage kits...he's a genius, really.

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~Translation by Faith, 2005~

Dada wa Tsurai! Vol. 5	pg. 47-49
The Indiscriminate Dismantling Defacement of a Female High School Student Figurine Installment: Compilation of the Gate to Human here Dada finds a garage kit of a high school girl in a skimpy bathing suit in the trash and decides to remodel it into...madame tarantula, maybe. The plaque at the bottom still says "Fukada, age 15" though, and there's this monster-ish looking naked lady holding a knife >_< It is priceless This summer has made something very clear, though I had been thinking it was possible until now…that's right; I hate summer! Why's it have to be so hot! I've been clinging to the basement wall just like this for a while, but it's still hot and I can't do anything about it! So I'm always active late at night. Ah, night! The night is my universe (I've never even met one of those crossing gaurd things), and on top of that I've had all sorts of wonderous encounters: a stray cat, a thug, a crazy lady…bah! It's not like I'm going to turn everyone to stone! But why do they all run when they see me? I'm not a ghost! Wooooooohhhh~~~~~! The duties of the night…. taking out the trash is painful too. "What's this? Someone's thrown out a garage kit!" And I took it home. But…BANG! Eh heh heh…what the heck is this? It had the real photo too! ummm….I started wearing a thong swimsuit my first year at high school… When he saw what it was, your beloved Dada immediately thought of going to sell it at a second hand pawn shop. But when he imagined himself selling it looking like he is… selling was impossible. And after he worried over it… A lightbulb went off somewhere! And with that, the production began… I remodeled it…. And this… (Fukada, age 15 - you can't show this to daddy - ) Will become this! (Completed model) Hmm, as I though. What genius! I am magnificent. Ah! I slipped up. Can I really complete it as planned? It is Done. Materials: A doll from the garbage can Chandelabra Paper mache Japanese paper lead, wire, key, chain, screws fork and knife Kamen Rider's Koumori wings, one set Fishnet Urethane resin Rikka-chan tights Garbage you found under a nearby tree Nailart seal A brain That's all it takes, that and willpower. I'm going to give out replicas of today's doll arms and head as presents. For more thorough details please see page 112. Uh~and I'll be performing at the 11.14 Shibuya On Air West "Tokyo Chikashitsu." You want to know what I'll do there? Sing? Laugh? Cry? Or just continue with my miserable life? (By Pi-ta-) It's a secret. There is no question about Dada's skill with garage kits...he's a genius, really.
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~Translation by Faith, 2005~