Dada wa Tsurai 5
MGazette vol 21, November 1998
The Indiscriminate Dismantling Defacement of a Female
High School Student Figurine Installment:
Compilation of the Gate to Human
*here Dada finds a garage kit of a high school girl in a skimpy bathing suit in the trash and decides to remodel it into...madame tarantula, maybe. The plaque at the bottom still says "Fukada, age 15" though, and there's this monster-ish looking naked lady holding a knife >_< It is priceless*.
This summer has made something very clear, though I had been thinking
it was possible until now…that's right; I hate summer! Why's it have to
be so hot! I've been clinging to the basement wall just like this for
a while, but it's still hot and I can't do anything about it! So I'm always
active late at night. Ah, night! The night is my universe (I've never
even met one of those crossing gaurd things), and on top of that I've
had all sorts of wonderous encounters: a stray cat, a thug, a crazy lady…bah!
It's not like I'm going to turn everyone to stone! But why do they all
run when they see me? I'm not a ghost! Wooooooohhhh~~~~~!
The duties of the night….
taking out the trash is painful too.
"What's this? Someone's thrown out a garage kit!"
And I took it home.
But…BANG!
Eh heh heh…what the heck is this?
It had the real photo too!
*ummm….I started wearing a thong swimsuit my first year at high school…*
When he saw what it was, your beloved Dada immediately thought of going
to sell it at a second hand pawn shop.
But when he imagined himself selling it looking like he is… selling was
impossible.
And after he worried over it…
A lightbulb went off somewhere!
And with that, the production began…
I remodeled it….
And this… (Fukada, age 15 - you can't show this to daddy - )
Will become this! (Completed model)
Hmm, as I though. What genius! I am magnificent.
Ah! I slipped up. Can I really complete it as planned?
It is Done.
Materials:
A doll from the garbage can
Chandelabra
Paper mache
Japanese paper
lead, wire, key, chain, screws fork and knife
Kamen Rider's Koumori wings, one set
Fishnet
Urethane resin
Rikka-chan tights
Garbage you found under a nearby tree
Nailart seal
A brain
That's all it takes, that and willpower.
I'm going to give out replicas of today's doll arms and head as presents.
For more thorough details please see page 112.
Uh~and I'll be performing at the 11.14 Shibuya On Air West "Tokyo Chikashitsu."
You want to know what I'll do there?
Sing? Laugh? Cry? Or just continue with my miserable life? (By Pi-ta-)
It's a secret.
There is no question about Dada's skill with garage kits...he's a genius, really.
Translation Faith 2005
Dada Tsurai 01
Dada Tsurai 1b
Dada Tsurai 02
Dada Tsurai 03
Dada Tsurai 04
Dada Tsurai 05
Dada Tsurai 06
Dada Tsurai 07
Dada Tsurai 08
Dada Tsurai 09
Dada Tsurai 10
Dada Tsurai 11
MGazette 27
MGazette 28
Newgrave
JBeat
E-typ
E-typ A-Z
Nattaki T
Transcription
My Tights & Me