Hakkyou Channel*
by: Cali Gari (Caligari)

 

Sensei, it's been 19 months already. Why won't you take me out?
Sensei, I've been swimming so long some how
The amniotic fluid's all rotted up

Sensei, juukuukagetsume ni natta boku o, douka, douka shakai shite kuremasen ka?
Sensei, douyara oyoide ta no ga amari amari nagakatta no de
yousui ga kusatte shimatta no desu yo

Sensei, I'm begging you!
I'm suffering, suffering, suffering

Ah~

Sensei onegai shimasu
Boku wa kurushii no desu kurushii no desu kurushii no desu

aa~

Sensei, I'm gonna be deformed and scrunched, and everyone'll laugh
Sensei, I know the supposed difference between the types
And they're finally clear, mentally sick days

Sensei, hen na katachi o shita hito ga, chotto, chotto boku no kibun o gaishimasu
Sensei iwayuru aru shu no kubetsu o shitte
yatto, yatto harete seiri byou no tenki desu.

Sensei, won't you please come and rape with me?
Rape with me
Let's rape
Let's rape
Let's rape

Ah~

Sensei, douzo goissho ni boku to okasaremashou
boku to okasaremashou
okasaremashou
okasaremashou
okasaremashou

aa~

Spinning spinning turn on the crazy channel
Set it up for me if you will, oh please
Sensei!

gacha gacha mawaru
hakkyou channeru shikkari settai kudasai
Sensei

Lalala Ladida
I won't go, I won't go
I will tell sensei that
I will tell sensei that

Arara korara
ikenai n da ikenai n da
sensei ni itte yaro
sensei ni itta yaro

Next door neighbor Saiko san
And the kind Miss Kichigai san
Let's all gather and get along well without fighting or exchanging blows
I'll await the abuse so colorful it makes me wanna hurl
In the house my cute little bochi's waiting. He's tummy's empty and he's crying loud!

otonari no Saiko san
shinsetsu na kichigai san
minna de nakayoku tete tsunaide jushin shiyou yo
hikike ga suru hodo karafuru na ijime ni kitai suru
ie de kawaii bochi ga onaka karakashite naite ru yo

Irriversibly insane!
Already broken up!

kurucchau yo
kowarecchau yo

 

* "The Crazy Channel"

* Bochi's a puppy I think ^^

 

This song is a bit hard to understand, maybe. It's about a kid who's been in his mom's tummy so long he got deformed. And he's figured this out, along with the fact that everyone's gonna tease him for it and his life's gonna be miserable.
~he's insane~

My host mom says Ao's insane too, or at least a little "weak in the head" *giggles* eh, who knows...

 

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~Original copyright Cali Gari. Translation by Faith 2003~